T-Rex: Wouldn't it be funny if I planted A FAKE GRAVE for future generations to discover?
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 YES.
T-Rex: Why, yes, it would!
T-Rex: What I'm going to do is get a construction crew to put a skeleton, wearing workman's clothes, RIGHT IN MY HOUSE'S WALLS. Then, when my house is torn down in the future, the deconstruction crew will wonder which of their unlucky cousins faced such a grim demise!
Dromiceiomimus: But where are you going to get a skeleton?
T-Rex: From... the internet?
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Forget you, internet! Your skeletons cost like $6000!
Utahraptor: $6000 for a plastic skeleton?
T-Rex: Well, no, a real one. But if I use a fake one the prank will be found out too soon!
Utahraptor: Not if you chemically touch it up. It should withstand scrutiny long enough to make the news!
T-Rex: SERIOUSLY??
Narrator: A FEW WEEKS LATER:
T-Rex: I get to spend the rest of my life being in on a great joke, and knowing that after I'm dead some honest tradespeople are going to be spooked, then intrigued, then cheezed off at me!
T-Rex: Not bad!
