T-Rex: If I'm going to be verificationist, I'd better figure out what it means to say that something is true! I'm going to start with... relativism!
T-Rex: This one is all, "Well, it's true for me!"
T-Rex: Guys. Come on. This is the dumbest theory of truth. This is the theory of truth that draws tattoos on itself in blue pen and then when you ask why anyone would draw a picture on their forearm of tree, with sausages, with the words "sausage tree" beneath it, it gets mad and says "You don't understand my truth!"
T-Rex: I'm - I'm personifying a little here but that's seriously what relativism does.
Utahraptor: What about fascist truth, where something is true because those with power say it's true?
T-Rex: Again - ultra dumb!
T-Rex: What I want is a theory of truth that's incontrovertible. In fact, I don't want even a THEORY of truth! I want a fact of truth.
Utahraptor: You're not going to get it! There's like 20 trillion theories, but no facts.
T-Rex: Oh YEAH?? We'll see about that!
Narrator: TWENTY TRILLION THEORIES OF TRUTH LATER:
T-Rex: Well God, I guess it really just goes to show you that there's many different competing ideas about what "true" really means!
God: UH HUH
T-Rex: And THAT'S the truth!
God: UH HUH
