Narrator: EVERYONE I KNOW IS BECOMING VEGETARIAN
Narrator: A COMIC BASED ON A TRUE STORY

Narrator: MANY TRUE STORIES

T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, I know you're vegetarian, but you've been vegetarian since forever. You were ahead of the curve! But lately everyone ELSE is suddenly like, "Oh, T-Rex, I'm sorry, *I* don't eat pork chops anymore because they're way too delicious. And gosh, no, no, steaks are out too because they don't have any stupid chlorophyll in them!"
Dromiceiomimus: Well -
T-Rex: ¡That's what they're like!

Utahraptor: Don't you respect vegetarians?
T-Rex: I do! MOST OF THEM.

T-Rex: I guess I'm not used to feeling in the minority in knowing that animals can be friends AND food! It's not hard! You say, "Aw, that animal is SO CUTE" and then the camera cuts away and when it cuts back they have a bite mark out of them and I look cartoonishly guilty. The end!
T-Rex: Hold on, I'm gonna go make that film.

Movie poster: THE GUY WHO KEPT TAKING BITES OUT OF ANIMALS
Movie poster: Once In a Lifetime Comes a Movie (In The German Expressionist Tradition) In Which A Dinosaur Takes Cartoony Bites out of Cows and Then Tries to Avoid Punishment for That.™
Movie poster: “BITINGLY hilarious!” --Everyone??