T-Rex: There are so many types of people! And by that I mean "precisely three".
Narrator: THE THREE TYPES OF PEOPLE
T-Rex: The first type are the people who never forget anyone's name, are completely comfortable at a party where they don't know anyone, and love to work a room. They are angels, and they exist to let us know how far the rest of us have fallen.
Dromiceiomimus: Like all angels, they come into your life unexpectedly.
T-Rex: To remind you of how bad you are at a party where you don't know anyone, yes.
Utahraptor: What's the second type of people?
T-Rex: Normal people!
T-Rex: We "normies" forget people's names all the time - and even when you think "I've met T-Rex ten times, there's no way he's gonna forget my name" but SURPRISE, because I find a way. This is normal and should be allowed, even celebrated.
Utahraptor: Uh-huh. And the third type of people?
T-Rex: Catchall category for anyone who doesn't fit into the first two categories. OH SNAP! Now you HAVE to admit that my ontology is PROVABLY true and complete!!
Off panel: ...But that doesn't mean it's good.
T-Rex: JUST ADMIT THAT I CAPTURED ALL OF THE TYPES OF DUDES IT IS POSSIBLE TO HAVE
