T-Rex: You can go through life being a jerk, while being fully aware of that jerky fact.

T-Rex: Terrifying but true!!

T-Rex: But you can also go through life being a jerk while having NO IDEA you're a huge jerk, which is EVEN WORSE.
Dromiceiomimus: That's also true!
T-Rex: Therefore, by telling someone "hey, you're being a real jerk right now" when they're being a real jerk right now, I'm helping them move from the latter category to the former!

Utahraptor: But jerks have called ME a jerk! Does that mean they're right?
T-Rex: Not necessarily!

T-Rex: As jerks pollute the data set with their own false and projective claims, the only way to know for sure if YOU'RE a secret jerk is to see often your friends are called jerks, and then compare that to your own number. Only through comparison are true jerks revealed!

Narrator: THUS:
T-Rex: 3 times a year!
Off panel: 4 times a year!
Off panel: 8 times!
T-Rex: A year?
Off panel: A day.
T-Rex: OH NO.