T-Rex: IN CONCLUSION, anachronism, anthropomorphism and allusion are the only three literary techniques! There aren't any others. Okay there were some others but they died.

Narrator: LITERARY TECHNIQUE COMICS
Narrator: today's technique:
Narrator: ALL THE REST

Dromiceiomimus: But what about foreshadowing? Denouement? SYNECDOCHE?
T-Rex: All dead! Today's readers yawn in the face of foreshadowing! They wince when seeing ANY events that occur after the climax! They throw up a little when a part is used to represent the whole! You can tell when that's happened because you'll go to the library and hear "Synecdoche?! bleggh"

Utahraptor: That's ridiculous! People use synecdoche all the time.
T-Rex: People throw up all the time too!

T-Rex: COINCIDENCE, UTAHRAPTOR?? Or something more?
Utahraptor: You're seriously saying that specific writing techniques can reliably induce a physiological reaction.
T-Rex: I GUESS I AM. Let me just check with an actual doctor real quick though.

Narrator: NEXT WEEK: T-REX MEETS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL EVER IN TIME!
T-Rex: Can you check my eyes next, Doctor?
Off panel: Why?
T-Rex: I think there's something wrong with my pupils - since they've turned into cartoon hearts!!