Narrator: COMPRESSED NURSERY RHYME COMICS
T-Rex: Jack Sprat could eat no fat / His wife could eat no lean / And so betwixt the two of them / They licked the platter clean!

T-Rex: AND they shared EATING DISORDERS.

T-Rex: What a world!
Narrator: the end

Narrator: ENCRYPTION JOKE COMICS
Utahraptor: What's better than 128-bit encryption?
T-Rex: What?

Utahraptor: 512-bit encryption!
T-Rex: Dude, that's not funny!
T-Rex: That is accurate and sobering.

Off panel: Perhaps you didn't like it because it's too... CRYPTIC?
T-Rex: Wait a minute, I recognize these!
T-Rex: Utahraptor!!
T-Rex: Did you find my long-abandoned copy of "Encryption Jokes... For Teens!"?