T-Rex: Ladies, your attention please! Are you aware that I'm a predator? Don't you find that ATTRACTIVE? Perhaps, yes? And what if I told you I was not JUST a predator, but also a grade-A...
T-Rex: ... SEXUAL predator??
Dromiceiomimus: Whoah, T-Rex! What the heck are you doing, making jokes about sexual predators?
T-Rex: What? I'm not making jo- OH MY GOODNESS. I honestly didn't even think that it could be read that way! I meant it in the sense of like, a basketball player and then a grade-A SEXUAL basketball player. Not in the sex offender sense!
T-Rex: Aw man!! That's the end of me!
Utahraptor: How's that?
T-Rex: Well - the real meaning of "sexual predator" honestly didn't occur to me until Dromiceiomimus pointed it out, and I had already, um, sort of registered myself on websites dedicated towards keeping track of sexual predators.
Utahraptor: Yep! That would be the end of you!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Dear audio diary: today I may have accidentally registered myself as a sex offender! WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY LIFE
