T-Rex: Today is a good day I think for cleaning up my house. Goodness!
Narrator: BACKSTORY: T-REX'S HOUSE IS MESSY?
T-Rex: I will clean it up REALLY well. I will mop the floors! I will mop the walls or whatever. I will tear the house down and REBUILD it, metaphorically speaking. I'm illustrating this metaphor by literally stomping on this house!
Dromiceiomimus: That's very apt, T-Rex.
T-Rex: Thanks!
Utahraptor: And - your metaphor includes stomping on women, somehow?
T-Rex: Yes!
T-Rex: For you see, the woman represents years of build-up of grime and dirt. By stomping on her I illustrate cleaning power - not of any household cleaner, but of simply applying yourself!
Utahraptor: To her.
T-Rex: Yes! To grime and dirt!
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 Am I the only dude who truly wishes it were possible to clean a house with METAPHORS??
