T-Rex: I have written a new story, called "Make Way, Here Comes Tiny Chef!"
T-Rex: It's about a tiny chef who makes tiny food for everyone!
T-Rex: And though he's tiny in size, his food is always big on taste. Oh! And there's a scene where he cooks a big banquet for everyone, and it's really good, and everyone says thanks to him all at once, and Tiny Chef says, "Oh, it wasn't any trouble!" Then he smiles and adds, "Actually, maybe it was just a... TINY bit of trouble?" and everybody laughs. Oh, Tiny Chef!
Utahraptor: It sounds like a fun story, T-Rex!
T-Rex: Really! You approve!
Utahraptor: Yep! It's nice to see you writing a nice wholesome children's book for a change.
T-Rex: Whoah, children's book? Mine is a book for adults, Utahraptor. My market is fully-grown men and women who would like to find out just a little bit more about one very tiny chef.
T-Rex: For have we all not woken up in the morning only to ask ourselves "What is it really like, being a tiny chef in a world of regular-sized chefs? Is there no book to explore this tantalizing question?"
T-Rex: Friends, I have good news! The answer is no longer 'no'!