Narrator: WAYS TO MAKE SOMEONE FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU
Narrator: in this instalment: "JUST ASKING"
T-Rex: Can you just ASK someone to fall in love with you?
T-Rex: Perhaps not!
T-Rex: But! If directly asking them doesn't work, what about thousands and thousands of implied requests?
Dromiceiomimus: What do you mean?
T-Rex: What if everything I did was expressly designed to make a certain someone love me?
Utahraptor: That's so manipulative, T-Rex!
T-Rex: It's not manipulative! It's ADORING.
Utahraptor: I don't know - I'm really not comfortable with such intent towards love! It all seems so calculating and shrewd somehow.
T-Rex: It's simply directing my self-development towards an end result I imagine my target would be happy with, as if to say, "how about now?"
T-Rex: Wait, did I say "my target"? I meant my soulmate! My sweetheart. My mark!
T-Rex: My thesis is that when a guy is like, "am I finally good enough?", chicks totally dig it?
