Narrator: T-REX MISSED A TRAIN THIS MORNING:
T-Rex: Man, forget that! Time controls TOO MUCH of our modern lives. I will be the one to fight this creeping chronology by becoming its first true antithesis. Yes! I will become...
T-Rex: ... the ANTITIME!
Dromiceiomimus: Wow, the Antitime, with the full power to reverse time! Will you please turn my grandmother into a young woman again?
T-Rex: What? No, I - I don't actually control time. I'm just against the CONCEPT.
Utahraptor: So - no taking back mistakes, no solving problems before they ever occur?
T-Rex: Nope!
T-Rex: And why is everyone acting like I can suddenly control time just because I gave myself a sweet superhero name? It's surreal.
Utahraptor: Well perhaps the name gave us something to believe in, huh? Perhaps, in the end, the name was greater than the man.
Narrator: NEXT TIME, ON DINOSAUR COMICS: T-REX WISHES HE ACTUALLY HAD THE POWER TO CONTROL TIME.
T-Rex: Aw frig, my microwave popcorn!!
