T-Rex: I am no longer worried about not having any friends if I move to a new town. I have turned a crisis into an opportunity! An opportunity...
T-Rex: ... for personal reinvention!
T-Rex: The key is that nobody will know me in this new town, which means I could be whomever I want! If I present myself as a grizzled prospector, no one will be able to say otherwise! I could be a race car driver! I could be a LIBRARY SCIENTIST.
Dromiceiomimus: But - you couldn't get a job at a library, because you wouldn't ACTUALLY know library science.
T-Rex: But I could pretend!
Utahraptor: So you'd move to a new town just to start a life of LIES?
T-Rex: Yes!
T-Rex: I mean no! It wouldn't be lying: it would be REINVENTION. I would be the Star Trek: The Next Generation to my present "original series".
Utahraptor: But instead of androids you'd have prospectors, and fake librarians.
T-Rex: Yes! In all seriousness, it would let me put behind myself aspects of my past that I'm not happy with.
Off panel: Like chocochops?
T-Rex: Like everything I've EVER DONE WRONG OH GOD
