T-Rex: So I went for a walk last night before bed, simply because I wasn't tired yet and had nothing to do.
T-Rex: True story!
T-Rex: After walking for a bit, I found myself inside a 24 hour grocery store! Why? I didn't need any groceries. I guess I just found the bright lights and the prospect of buying snacks enticing! Dromiceiomimus: Did you get anything? T-Rex: Yes, just some chips and a drink. I didn't need either of them!
Utahraptor: So are you concerned, T-Rex, that going shopping was your default activity? T-Rex: Yeah man!
T-Rex: And shopping for food that I didn't even need, no less. I suspect that the symbolism of this at both a personal and societal level is pretty damning! Utahraptor: "Western man gets bored, goes and buys food he doesn't need." T-Rex: Exactly!
Narrator: BUT A FEW EVENINGS LATER T-REX DOES THE EXACT SAME THING! T-Rex: Man, whatever! These chips are overwhelmingly delicious!
What are the haps my friends
i made this for you
This comic is from April 18th, 2005! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?