T-Rex: Would it not be pretty neat to average out your emotional states across your entire life?

T-Rex: I bet I'd never be sad again!

Dromiceiomimus: But you'd never be happy again either! You'd probably be in this grey state of apathy for every second of the rest of your life! That doesn't sound appealing to me: always being out of sync with your friends, never knowing when to smile...
T-Rex: No way Dromiceiomimus! I bet that I would be on average at least KIND of happy.

Utahraptor: But what if you ended up being sad?
T-Rex: Sad?

Utahraptor: Yeah, what if you ended up being sad? It would be so tragic, especially if you had been pretty happy up to now! You'd feel - and you'd KNOW - that one day it's all going to go horribly wrong.
T-Rex: That would be pretty awful, knowing that on the whole, your life is one of sadness!

Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN THE UNIVERSE WHERE THIS HAPPENED AND T-REX DIED IN A REALLY TERRIFYING WAY:
T-Rex: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
T-Rex: 〚tiny〛 hhuuh
T-Rex: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH