Narrator: WE JOIN OUR STORY AS T-REX IS RELAYING DUMB STORIES HE'S HEARD AND BELIEVES TO BE TRUE.
T-Rex: Time to educate my peers... through the medium of incredibly true facts!
T-Rex: Hello Dromiceiomimus! Did YOU know that if you held your eyes open when you sneezed, they could pop out? Pop!
Dromiceiomimus: Really? That seems pretty improbable, since I know that eyelids closing is just incidental to the sneezing refl-
T-Rex: It's true!! They could just pop out like CRAZY.
Utahraptor: Hey, are you going around telling people stories?
T-Rex: True stories! FACTS! Want to hear one?
Utahraptor: These wouldn't happen to be URBAN LEGENDS, would they, T-Rex?
T-Rex: Of course not! Ha ha! So, um... here's a fun fact about trumpet players: each saves the contents of their spit valve in a mason jar, and chugs it at the end of the year!
T-Rex: I don't know why!
