T-Rex: Oh man, there were a whole bunch of raccoons hanging around outside my house last night! I was like,

T-Rex: "Aaaaaahhhh!"

Dromiceiomimus: Hah hah! I don't believe it! You, T-Rex - you're afraid of raccoons!
T-Rex: There's nothing funny about this! They're damned freaky animals! They're SMART and CUNNING and they sit on the heads of dogs to drown them!

Utahraptor: What?
T-Rex: They do!

T-Rex: And their hands - their little, nimble, probing hands!
Utahraptor: Wow - you're really afraid of those cute little guys!
T-Rex: They're not cute: they're freaky! They know too much! They open up jars and stuff!

Narrator: THAT NIGHT:
Creepy voice(s): T-REX, WE PUT OUR MINDS TO IT AND TAUGHT OURSELVES ENGLISH!
T-Rex: Holy shit! Leave me alone!
Creepy voice(s): T-REX -
Creepy voice(s): WE WERE NOT MEANT TO BE