Narrator: T-REX IN: "THE LIFE-SIZED CARDBOARD CUTOUT"
T-Rex: It's the perfect plan! T-Rex: And so simple!
T-Rex: whenever I don't want to face my problems, I'll send, in my stead, a cardboard cutout of myself! T-Rex: Ideally, he'll have an intense, yet thoughtful expression on his face. People will say, "Oh, I'd better just leave T-Rex alone: he's intense yet thoughtful!".
Utahraptor: And you believe people will fall for this, no doubt! T-Rex: I do!
Narrator: LATER: Utahraptor: Oh, that's clearly a cardboard cutout.
Narrator: LATER: Off panel: See, that's clearly you standing very still as IF you were a cardboard cutout. T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 just a little closer...
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This comic is from June 17th, 2004! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
