Image description: A hand-drawn comic; the characters appear to be a Man and a Woman
〚A car arrives at a log cabin〛
Car: Oh honey! I've never been so excited!!
Woman: Our first home!
Man: Dang, right, Honey Buns! It's darn near as perfect as perfect can be!!
Off panel: THE PLIGHT OF THE LOWER CLASS WILL NEVER BE UNDERSTOOD BY THE WEALTHY
Man: What is that?
〚A giant reptile foot (presumably T-Rex's) falls from above and destroys the cabin, while the characters fall onto the ground and the car flies away from impact〛
Man: DAMN YOU, OPPORTUNISTIC REAL ESTATE AGENCY!!
Woman: Our dreams...
〚A small single-storey building with a big sign and slogans displayed on the windows〛
Sign: QWANTZ REALTY “No Refunds”
Window: ASK ABOUT OUR ASTERISKS
Window: INSTANT CREDIT
