T-Rex: I can't believe the Utahraptor's a smoker! T-Rex: I can't believe it!
T-Rex: Doesn't he know he's damaging his LUNGS?!
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, did you know that the Utahraptor is a smoker? Dromiceiomimus: Sure I did! We smoke together sometimes! T-Rex: YOU smoke TOO?! I could stomp a house, I'm so shocked!
Narrator: LATER... T-Rex: My shock is continued! Utahraptor: It's MY choice, T-Rex!
Utahraptor: So don't get all holier-than-thou on me! Maybe I just like the taste of nicotine! T-Rex: Maybe I'll just like the taste of BURYING YOUR ASS!
T-Rex: You heard me!
What are the haps my friends
basically everyone will love you if you own this
This comic is from February 26th, 2004! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?