God: T-REX YOU'RE SO DOWN ON THESE OLD FAIRY TALES WHY DON'T YOU TRY WRITING ONE
T-Rex: The ability to create is not necessary to have the ability to criticize but NEVERTHELESS - challenge: accepted!
T-Rex: Check it: once upon a time there was a beautiful little prince!
T-Rex: He was actually a girl in a boy's body though, which gave him SUPER POWERS. For example, when the other princes said that playing with dolls was dumb, he could play with dolls if he wanted to!
Dromiceiomimus: ...Wait. He rejects the cissexual dichotomy but still subscribes to traditional play gender roles?
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus.
T-Rex: He's only six.
Utahraptor: So what happens? What's the conflict?
T-Rex: An EVIL FAIRY WIZARD!
T-Rex: Fairy turns all his friends into turnips, so our prince learns to travel back in time and turns the wizard into a turnip before the story starts! And then the story starts again, but this time, his friends pull out forks and say "Who wants TURNIPS??"
Utahraptor: Ah.
T-Rex: Was that like "Ah, that's amazing" or was it more "Ah, my friend has messed up and created something terrible. I need to let him know this without hurting his feelings - or do I? Could it be best to let him make his own mistakes?"
T-Rex: Because if it's the former then may I just say: AWESOME
