T-Rex: Who would win in a fight, Superman or Batman?
T-Rex: The answer is "Batman"!
T-Rex: Anyone who doubts this need only remember that Batman is really smart, and that they're probably wrong.
Dromiceiomimus: Superman has strength!
T-Rex: Batman has BATMAN SKILLS.
Utahraptor: Man, Superman could kill Batman before Bats even knew the fight had started!
T-Rex: Oh, he'd know.
Utahraptor: Only because you're assuming he's omniscient. The dude has to sleep! Superman could laser him from orbit while he's having nappy times.
T-Rex: Batman doesn't have "nappy times"!!
Utahraptor: Sure he does!
Off panel: Every time he sleeps he puts a sign on his door that says, "Warning: Nappy Times! Enter only if you have a valid passport to dreamland!"
T-Rex: OH GOD
T-Rex: OUR FRIENDSHIP HAS NEVER BEEN SO ENDANGERED
