T-Rex: If you like it when I'm wrong, then get ready to be SERIOUSLY SAD for the rest of your friggin' life!!
T-Rex: That's because I'VE come up with a way to never be wrong again!
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, ask me how many cells an average adult dinosaur has making up their body.
Dromiceiomimus: Okay, how many?
T-Rex: More than 100! Oh snap! Is that statement FACTUALLY ACCURATE??
T-Rex: It's extraordinarily likely that it's factually accurate, Dromiceiomimus!
Utahraptor: So you're right by being as conservative in your estimations as possible!
T-Rex: Yep!
T-Rex: But they're not semantically empty! I do convey some small information, but words like "at most" and "fewer than" allow me all sorts of leeway!
Utahraptor: It seems like this is just going to be annoying.
T-Rex: No no, people will love it! I PROMISE.
T-Rex: And as you know, Utahraptor, fewer than four out of ten people respect my promises -- and possibly more!
Off panel: ...
T-Rex: ...You heard me.
