T-Rex: My new video game is amazing, and avoids all the heteronormative baggage that is usually endemic to the medium! I call it:

T-Rex: "Wow! Time to Rescues the Prince(ss)!"

T-Rex: It's so great, Dromiceiomimus! When you finally rescue the prince(ss), he or she turns to you and says "THANK YOU FOR RESCUING ME. NOW, AM I A MAN... OR A WOMAN?"
Dromiceiomimus: And then your choice determines their gender?
T-Rex: Yep! You press the button for "MAN" and he says "OH NEAT" and if you press the button for "WOMAN" she says "COOL, I HAVE ALWAYS SUSPECTED THAT TO BE THE CASE".

Utahraptor: And what's the gameplay?
T-Rex: "Amazing"?

T-Rex: Look, you're trying to bog me down in specifics when I'm dreaming big of amazing end sequences that let you DECIDE who you just rescued.
Utahraptor: Okay, but you're not deciding who you rescued, you're just choosing their gender identity.

T-Rex: Not in the new version! In the new version you choose who you rescued and it says "OKAY, I AM GEORGE CLOONEY. BUT AM I STILL MAN??"
T-Rex: Utahraptor! What it lacks in grammar it makes up in best game ever!