T-Rex: God, what would you do if you had a secret, and it was awesome, but you were worried that if someone found it out then it wouldn't be as special anymore?
God: FLOOD THE PLANET
T-Rex: Huh!
God: DUDE SO WHAT'S THE SECRET
T-Rex: I'm not telling! That's why it's a SECRET.
Dromiceiomimus: Oooh! What's a secret?
T-Rex: Nothing! I don't have any secrets!
T-Rex: ...What IS a secret? Whoah, you guys! I've so few secrets that I've JUST NOW forgotten what a secret is!
Utahraptor: Wow, that's the least-plausible denial I've ever heard!
T-Rex: And yet, the most compelling?
Utahraptor: Hey man, if you don't want to share your secret with me, that's fine. I'm not gonna pry!
T-Rex: Okay, thanks, because this one is a TOP secret. This is one secret that I'll take with me to my grave.
God: T-REX I USED OMNIPOTENCE TO FIND OUT YOUR SECRET AND MAN EVERYONE KNOWS THERE'S A HIDDEN 1UP JUST BEFORE THE FIRST PIT IN THE FIRST LEVEL OF SUPER MARIO BROS
T-Rex: Dude!!
T-Rex: They do NOW
