T-Rex: Okay, so let's say I sleep 8 hours a day: that's 16 hours a day I'm awake.
T-Rex: And let's say I'm knocked unconscious for, on average, 2 hours a year!
T-Rex: That takes into account times I hit my head on low-hanging chandeliers, and times when enemies punch my head. Okay, so that's, what - 243 days of consciousness a year? 66% of the year. I've had almost 18 years of consciousness since I was born.
T-Rex: I should have done more by now!
Utahraptor: Why haven't you cured cancer yet, T-Rex? What is the friggin' hold up?
T-Rex: Exactly!
T-Rex: Cancer's a bad example because I'm so far from being a doctor, but what HAVE I done with my mind, with my brainpower? I've had, effectively, 18 full years, uninterrupted without sleep, to think about the world's problems! And I've solved ZERO of them.
Utahraptor: I don't know what to tell you, my friend!
Narrator: 15 YEARS LATER:
T-Rex: Man, I STILL haven't solved any world issues! This is like a mid-life crisis, except it's been ongoing since I was six!
Off panel: This is the worst first date I've ever been on.
T-Rex: AW CRAP I'M NOT MARRIED YET EITHER??
