T-Rex: I have come up with the ultimate disaster movie! It is called "OH GOSH: A SERIES OF DISASTERS" and what happens is a guy gets out of bed, stubs his toe and says,
T-Rex: "Oh, GOSH!"
T-Rex: Then he falls down the stairs!
T-Rex: Then he smashes through a load-bearing beam at the bottom and his house collapses! And then a spark from a broken lamp ignites the gas, and his house explodes, shooting the guy out into the sky and lighting the surrounding houses on fire. By the time the fire department arrives the entire block is aflame, and also, their fire truck is on fire. Then the fire reaches a power station, causes a cascade failure, and power goes down for the entire country, and soon, the world!
Utahraptor: The power failure goes worldwide?
T-Rex: The guys in charge of preventing that were watching the fires on TV!
T-Rex: ANYWAY, things progress and characters keep saying "What is with this... Series of Disasters?" It's so good, Utahraptor. Volcanoes erupt, earthquakes strike, and meteors hit just as soon as all the other stuff gets boring.
Utahraptor: And let me guess: at the end the Earth explodes?
T-Rex: Yeah, but after the credits, the original guy wakes up and says "Whew! It was all a dream!" Then he gets out of bed, STUBS HIS TOE, turns to the camera in terror, wide-eyed, and screams "Oh GOSSSSSH!!!"
T-Rex: Holy crap. There's nothing not to like in my movie.
