T-Rex: My Richard The Third The Video Game is going to be FANTASTIC.
God: MAN I HEAR THAT

T-Rex: All I need to do is program it!

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Um, APPARENTLY, programming is for folks who are thrilled when a computer reminds them they're missing a bracket or semicolon? It must be, because they make that happen SO OFTEN.
Dromiceiomimus: So it's not going well?
T-Rex: I CAN'T EVEN GET RICHARD THE THIRD TO MOVE. You know what my game is now? My game is NIBBLES, with the text changed from "Copyright Microsoft 1990" to "man, forget this"

Utahraptor: Programming's a skill!
T-Rex: I know that!

T-Rex: I just thought it was a skill I could pick up easily. I don't need to know everything! I don't need to know the difference between friggin' binary and B+ search trees! ALL I WANT TO KNOW is how to make Richard III's sucky horse do double jumps, you know?
Utahraptor: You've got to learn to crawl before you can run, T-Rex.

T-Rex: Hey, here's a tip!
T-Rex: Crawling sucks!