God: HEY T-REX HAVE YOU EVER PULLED ANY SWEET PRANKS T-Rex: Sure have, God!
God: HAHA ME TOO MAN WHAT ARE YOURS T-Rex: Well!
T-Rex: Back when I was in middle school, I used to go to the computer labs and add all sorts of common typos and misspellings to their spell check dictionaries, like 'teh' and 'acceptible' and 'amoung' and 'tahn'. Hee hee! God: THAT'S SUCH A SUCKY PRANK
T-Rex: It rules! All these kids handed in essays with massive spelling mistakes! Utahraptor: It sort of sucks, man!
Utahraptor: The person who falls for this probably won't even realize they've had a prank pulled on them! And when they do, there's no moment of laughing realization, just irritation. T-Rex: Pranks are supposed to end in laughter all around? Utahraptor: The best ones do!
T-Rex: Huh! Mine have all ended with me getting punches to the gut. A few ended in broken marriages! T-Rex: What is this emotion called 'regret'?
What are the haps my friends
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This comic is from November 24th, 2005! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?