T-Rex: I've decided to write a story about my own team of superheroes. That's right! They're called...
T-Rex: The Incr-- The Fant- The Sweet Dudes!
T-Rex: So far I've got four people on the team. The first is Justin Time, who has time-based powers! The second is Justin Case, who can control probability. The third is Chix Diggit, who is an attractive dude if I do say so myself, and the last member is Tim Foresnax, who can eat a lot if he wants to! They fight crime and prejudice and have romantic (mis)adventures.
Utahraptor: This seems a little derivative, T-Rex! T-Rex: Nope! It is 100% my creation!
Utahraptor: Come on! "Justin Case"? "Justin Time"? Those are old names that weren't that funny to begin with. T-Rex: Well, Justin Time goes by his middle name, Tehnikov, because having two Justins on the team would be confusing. Get it?
T-Rex: Their names sound like common phrases that people might say sometimes! "Just in the nick of time"? Hee hee! T-Rex: It's pretty implausible that someone named "Justin Time" would end up having temporal powers though.
What are the haps my friends
this could be you, you could be the person with this
This comic is from September 7th, 2005! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
