Narrator: T-REX HAS AUDITIONED FOR A PLAY. HE BELIEVES THE AUDITION WENT WELL, BUT HAS NOT BEEN AWARDED A PART.
Narrator: LET'S WATCH! T-Rex: Rejected?!
T-Rex: The heck?! I was way better than most of the people there! It's discrimination! Dromiceiomimus: Aww, I'm sorry, T-Rex! But how do you know it's discrimination? T-Rex: I was told that "someone of my *ahem* 'stature' didn't belong under stage lights". For crying out loud!
Utahraptor: I'm sorry too, T-Rex! T-Rex: It's so aggravating!
T-Rex: They wanted a short orange guy and I gave them a tall green guy, and they threw me to the curb! Utahraptor: I understand, and it's difficult to deal with! But sometimes actors do have to look the part they're playing.
Narrator: LATER T-REX GOES OUT TO DINNER WITH FRIENDS: T-Rex: That was muchas delicious but did little to resolve the disparate issues raised by today's events!
What are the haps my friends
oh my goodness
This comic is from August 15th, 2005! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
