T-Rex: I believe it to be a MANUFACTURED HOLIDAY. Last year it brought me nothing but trouble, so this year I am going out of my way to make sure that everyone knows they don't have to celebrate their love if they don't want to!
Utahraptor: Isn't that kind of a jerky thing to do? T-Rex: Perhaps!
Utahraptor: More than perhaps! Lots of people just use Valentine's day as an excuse for spending time with their sweeties, commercialism or not. Nothing ruins a romantic evening like a T-Rex barging in and calling it a corporate-sponsored fraud!
Narrator: IT'S TRUE: Off panel: You jerk! T-Rex: You'll thank me when you share my politics!
What are the haps my friends
let me cover the top half of your body
This comic is from February 14th, 2005! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
