T-Rex: Alright, so I'd like to build a time machine for the Utahraptor so he'll feel better, but building one is clearly way too hard!
T-Rex: Clearly way WAY too hard!
Dromiceiomimus: But T-Rex, what if time travel is not just hard, but impossible? If time travel is possible, where are all the tourists from the future? T-Rex: B-busy? T-Rex: Maybe they're wearing their invisibility suits!
T-Rex: Or MAYBE all my friends are tourists from the future, sent to observe me! Utahraptor: Good morning, T-Rex!
T-Rex: Good morning! Say, if you were sent from the future to observe me, you'd let me know, right? Utahraptor: I wouldn't be allowed to. But, I would get drunk once, and start asking you why it's taking you guys so long to come up with flying cars and robot suits.
T-Rex: Robot suits? Off panel: Yeah, they're like these giant robot suits that you can strap yourself into and - T-Rex: You're crazy!
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This comic is from May 17th, 2004! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?