Image description: The panels in this comic only have floor, without the other three sides. This is the first part of a two-part comic.
T-Rex: something's wrong today... Utahraptor: what? T-Rex: things are not the way they should be Utahraptor: why not?
T-Rex: I usually star in the first panel, then you, my sidekick, come only three panels later... Utahraptor: oh... T-Rex: but there you are today... Utahraptor: sorry
T-Rex: and all panels are identical ! Utahraptor: sorry again T-Rex: you should be
〚the panel is tilted left〛 Utahraptor: aaaaah !! we're moving !! T-Rex: what the... Utahraptor: I'm scared !!
〚the panel is tilted right〛 Utahraptor: we're going to die !!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaah !!! T-Rex: no, we're saved ! Utahraptor: how's that? T-Rex: it always ends in the sixth panel ! Utahraptor: oh...
〚the panel is upside-down〛 Utahraptor: so it's ending now, right? T-Rex: well... Utahraptor: please hold my hand, I'm scared ! T-Rex: I can't, I'm stuck here ! T-Rex: and I'm not gay !Image description: The panels in this comic only have floor, without the other three sides. This is the second part of a two-part comic.
〚the panel is upside-down and shaking violently〛 T-Rex: aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh !! Utahraptor: aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh !!
〚the panel is sideways and still shaking; T-Rex and Utahraptor are partially obscured by white spots〛 Utahraptor: please hold my hand, now that we are dying !! T-Rex: no, wait, it's slowing...
〚the panel is tilted right; T-Rex and Utahraptor are partially obscured by white spots〛 Utahraptor: before I die, I must tell you that I love you T-Rex: ...
〚the panel is back to normal, but T-Rex and Utahraptor are still obscured by white spots〛 T-Rex: it stopped, we're not dying !! Utahraptor: hourra !
〚lapin and ourse verte from Phiip's comics are looking at a snow globe with T-Rex and Utahraptor inside〛 ourse verte: what's that supposed to be ? lapin: a present for your birthday ourse verte: this piece of junk ? it sucks ! ourse verte: I'm outta here ! Utahraptor: will you marry me ?
What are the haps my friends
can dinosaur comics merchandise really fix it all? it might, maybe it can
This comic is from April 1st, 2004! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?