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Narrator: MAKING POSITIVE LIFE CHANGES IS HARD"
Narrator: a choose-your-own comic"
T-Rex: Your name is "Sexy Tom"! You wanna be known for more than just your sexiness. If that's not your name, turn to panel 2!
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Narrator: FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSION AND UTAHRAPTOR HAS EARNED MY TRUST!
Narrator: a choose-your-own comic
T-Rex: Turn to panel 2 to hear more about Utahraptor; stare at this panel for a while if you kinda don't want to.
T-Rex: Well, what's your name then? If it's "Grand Theft Zoosmell" then my friend, panel 3 is the panel for you!
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T-Rex: He's basically a pretty good guy! If you agree: panel 3.
T-Rex: Really? That's your name? You know what: I don't think you're taking this adventure seriously. This was a trap, and you walked right into it. You, Grand Theft Zoosmell, try to make some positive life changes but you died. THE END.
T-Rex: There's no sequels. You died.
T-Rex: Your tombstone reads "S/HE DID NOT TAKE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURES SERIOUSLY; I KNOW, RIGHT?"
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T-Rex: I knew you'd agree! Listen, Utahraptor and I go way back. Dromiceiomimus and I go way back too. Shucks Dromiceiomimus, you're pretty great too!
Dromiceiomimus: Thanks! "You're pretty great too" are those special words that every woman one day hopes to hear.
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: Are you serious because I'll say them more often if that's the case
T-Rex: I don't know why you're continuing here! CORPSES DON'T CONSUME ENTERTAINMENT MATERIAL.
Utahraptor: Except zombies!
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Utahraptor: I thought adventures were being chosen?
T-Rex: Aw crap!
T-Rex: Yes, except zombies, and THEN only if the books are printed on flesh, which I think limits us to the Necronomicon. Actually, isn't vellum animal skin?
Utahraptor: It was, but most vellum comes from cotton now.
T-Rex: If you believe Utahraptor then turn to panel 6!
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T-Rex: I'm no good at this, Utahraptor; I'm in over my head. I make thousands of choices every day, big and small, but adventures happen so rarely. I should've called this "Make The Same Choices You Did Yesterday And See What Happens".
Utahraptor: Well, making positive life changes is hard!
T-Rex: Yeah! Yeah, I believe him too.
T-Rex: ...This concludes our adventure, which I have retitled "Free Will Is An Illusion And Utahraptor Has Earned My Trust"
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T-Rex: Holy crap Utahraptor, that's a great title! Listen: what is your position on plagiarism?
T-Rex: Are you... definitely for it even when you're the victim??
T-Rex: PLEASE SAY YES
