T-Rex: I know tons about my favourite fictional characters. I can talk about them at length! T-Rex: And I do! I really do!
T-Rex: But I don't know anything about what's going on with my body!!
T-Rex: I'm serious. If purple poops start coming out of this bad boy tomorrow morning, I will have NO IDEA what's wrong. All I'll be able to do is walk into a doctor's office and say, "Sup? Listen, purple poops are coming out of my bum: awesome, or cause for concern? Here's some money, so let me know!" Dromiceiomimus: That's what we have doctors for, T-Rex! They let us know our problems for money!
T-Rex: But that's my point! We ALL have bodies! Utahraptor: So we... should all be doctors?
T-Rex: Yes! Shouldn't we? If you were a robot, wouldn't you store a copy of your blueprints and repair manual in your cyber brain somewhere? Doesn't that just seem... REASONABLE? Utahraptor: Man! If I were a robot, a lot of things would be different. Urahraptor: 〚starts daydreaming〛
〚Utahraptor's daydream〛 Off panel: GREETINGS T-REX // I AM YOUR FRIEND UTAHROBOTER T-Rex: I'm made of meat, so I get weaker AND forgetful as I get older!! Off panel: YET I WILL LIVE FOREVER // HOW IRONIC Off panel: IRON-IC // GET IT Off panel: FUN FACT // I WAS ALSO PROGRAMMED FOR JOKES
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July 25th, 2012:WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY? SORRY FOR SHOUTING BUT I'M REALLY EXCITED FOR TODAY!!
TODAY, WEDNESDAY JULY 25th, 1-3 pm: Mer and I sign at Little Island Comics in Toronto and there's an Adventure Time costume contest. And activities!! This one is for kids!
TODAY, WEDNESDAY JULY 25th, 6-6:45 pm: Meredith Gran and I do an Adventure Time presentation at The Central and do a Q+A!
TODAY, WEDNESDAY JULY 25th, 7 pm: There is a costume contest for adults that Mer and I judge!
TODAY, WEDNESDAY JULY 25th, 7:15-9 pm: The signing for adults happens at The Beguiling with Meredith and myself!
TOMORROW, THURSDAY JULY 26th: Meredith leaves and nothing is ever the same again