T-Rex: Hey, English! Despite my complaints yesterday, you're still super sexist! My only question is as follows: what gives?
T-Rex: What gives, English?
T-Rex: How come a "master" and "mistress" are totally in charge of a situation, but a mistress is ALSO somebody's piece on the side? How come "sir" and "madam" are respectful ways of addressing folks, but a madam ALSO runs a brothel? How come a governor controls AN ENTIRE NATION, while a governess - wait for it - teaches a kid what a number is?
T-Rex: Just thought you'd slip those extra meanings in and we wouldn't notice?
Utahraptor: A governess can also be a female governor!
T-Rex: Sure! But the point is, the female words are polysemous in a way the others aren't. It's like if "Utahraptor" meant "good pal" but also "sex worker you hire to do your dishes because he sucks out loud at sex." Would you want to be called "Utahraptor"?
Utahraptor: I AM good at doing dishes, and you are being SEX-NEGATIVE.
T-Rex: Oh my god, nobody is more sex-positive than me! Watch this:
T-Rex: Yayyyyyy sex!
T-Rex: Now if you would kindly get off my case, I will rest it?
