Narrator: GOOD EXCUSES FOR MISSING AN APPOINTMENT
T-Rex: Let's say you missed an appointment! You probably need some good friggin' excuses!

T-Rex: Well!
T-Rex: Here they are.

T-Rex: "My wife was giving birth and I guess I had to be there!"
T-Rex: "The world can no longer support the demands made of it and civilization has collapsed in a Malthusian catastrophe to a pre-agricultural level!"
T-Rex: "The roads were closed due to hail?"

Utahraptor: These are good, but they rely on a specific circumstances being true!

Utahraptor: In particular, I'd imagine one might determine whether or not society has collapsed without investing too much effort. Also: hail.
T-Rex: Oh! You're not supposed to use them if they're not true. I guess they're more "good reasons" than "good excuses", bro!

T-Rex: Holy crap!!
T-Rex: That was the first time I ever called someone "bro"!!