T-Rex: Hello! I have some opinions about your name. Perhaps you'd like to hear them?

Narrator: WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOUR NAME
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T-Rex: I know you probably didn't choose it, but still. Your name.
T-Rex: Oh my god, your name.
T-Rex: I like you but sometimes I have trouble dealing with your ridiculous name.

Utahraptor: So what's this person's name?
T-Rex: Rather than saying it, I'll describe it!

T-Rex: You are one of five lucky children selected to try out new ice cream flavours. Do you try "Hugsberry Lime" or "Pulp And Paper"?
Utahraptor: I -
T-Rex: It doesn't matter what you choose because you have a super dumb name! Suddenly, you die of it.

T-Rex: Your score is zero points. Your name is carved on your gravestone; beneath it your epitaph reads "Aw geez, I think someone messed up with this name. Good grief."
T-Rex: It was ad-libbed by the gravestone carver in a SEVERE breach of professional protocol!!