T-Rex: What's that? The internet is down? FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
T-Rex: -nnily enough, I carry a backup internet in my phone!

T-Rex: My phone internet is down? FFFFF-
T-Rex: -ortunately, there's a library nearby!

Narrator: SOON:
T-Rex: What's that, the library is closed? Well, FRRRRIIIIII-
T-Rex: -day means that local restaurant that's only open on Fridays and has all the free WiFis is open!

Narrator: SOON:
Utahraptor: Today's not Friday! They're closed and they turned off their internet.

T-Rex: Hey, you made the same mistake too! Listen, is the internet working on your phone?
Utahraptor: Nope.
T-Rex: THEN I AM NOT TOO PROUD TO BEG. Please, excuse me for a moment.

T-Rex: Attention, everybody!! Can anyone send an email for me that reads "HEY MOM I ATE TOO MUCH LAST NIGHT LOL JK"?
T-Rex: That's "EL OH EL JAY KAY"
T-Rex: That is my EMAIL SIGNATURE and it's AMAZING and you are not allowed to STEAL IT