T-Rex: Animals sometimes have names that share the first letter of their species. Tony the Tiger, Katy the Kangaroo, Ernie the Elephant, and so on. Ridiculous! But just as ridiculous...
T-Rex: ...as every human being who has a name that starts with "H"!!
T-Rex: I had this realization just now so I haven't done much with it, but I do hope I meet a Hakeem soon so I can exclusively refer to him as "Hakeem the Human", over and over and over again! HILARIOUS. Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex the T.rex? T-Rex: That - that doesn't work as well.
Utahraptor: It seems we're all pretty vulnerable to this criticism, huh? T-Rex: APPARENTLY.
T-Rex: Utahraptor the Utahraptor. How'd you get such a name? Utahraptor: My parents gave it to me, T-Rex the Tyrannosauroid. T-Rex: Okay. Since we've ALL apparently got stupid names, let's just promise never to mention this again. Utahraptor: Deal!
God: DEAL T-Rex: But your name's not stupid, God! God: UM HELLO I'M GOD THE GOD God: PEOPLE SAY HUH MAYBE I'LL PRAY TO GOD THE GOD TODAY God: AND I SAY God: MAAAAAN
What are the haps my friends
probably the perfect gift for anyone, PROBABLY
July 20th, 2009:This alliteration-loving article about the cephalopod menace makes me say one thing: I TOLD YOU SO