T-Rex: If you want to know what life on Earth was like yesterday, there's like a billion people you turn to! MORE, probably! Probably more.
T-Rex: But if you want to know about life 6 million years ago, there's only a handful of fossils!
T-Rex: And it would be TOTALLY RAD if this record was all really exceptional people. Like if I lived millions of years ago, only I was a mutant with a fully-formed extra hand growing out of the base of my spine! If I was the only specimen from the time, we might conclude that EVERYONE had butt hands then, and that would be provably hilarious. Then I thought: maybe we're already doing this!
Utahraptor: How do you figure?
T-Rex: Well, maybe we're doing the opposite!
T-Rex: Maybe millions of years ago life was awesome and surreal, but only the boring specimens got preserved. Maybe the non-chumps knew to avoid river beds and tar pits! Maybe dragons don't fossilize.
Utahraptor: That's incredibly unlikely!
T-Rex: You know what else it is? Incredibly AWESOME.
Narrator: YEARS LATER:
T-Rex: It is impossible to know if my dream came true
