T-Rex: Today is the day I spend entirely in bed! Is this laziness? No!
T-Rex: I just want to see if I can do it!
Narrator: THE NEXT MORNING:
Dromiceiomimus: Where were you yesterday, T-Rex?
T-Rex: I spent the whole day in bed, Dromiceiomimus! I wanted to see if I could do it.
Dromiceiomimus: Really? You didn't shower or anything?
T-Rex: Nope! And to answer your next question: I HELD IT IN. I held it in, AND THEN, I fell asleep.
Utahraptor: I was trying to call you all yesterday!
T-Rex: Hey, I figured it was you!
T-Rex: But I don't have a phone by the bed, so, you know - sorry? As I'm sure you overheard, I couldn't get out of bed because of SELF-EXPERIMENTATION.
Utahraptor: Well, you missed out on this store giving away free ice cream because their freezer broke! Another store was giving away free chocolates, for reasons less evident.
Narrator: T-REX FEELS REGRET. HE BEGINS A NEW EXPERIMENT: TO BE THE GUY WHO ALWAYS GETS FREE ICE CREAM WHENEVER THERE'S FREE ICE CREAM TO BE HAD.
T-Rex: The experiment continues!!
Off panel: Pardon me?
T-Rex: Nothing, MOM
