T-Rex: Life is too friggin' fragile! And when I say "life", I mean life in general, but really, I mean my life in particular.

T-Rex: Too. Friggin'. Fragile!

T-Rex: I'm a big guy, so I have to eat a lot - WHICH IS FINE, except that it increases the chance that I starve to death! And if I'm smaller I eat less, but I also face jerks trying to eat me! And if I'm a single cell, nobody's going out of their way to eat me, but I can die if the host I'm in dies or the stream dries up or whatever.
Dromiceiomimus: Plus you give up any powers of reasoning.
T-Rex: Man, that too!!

T-Rex: In summary, life is too fragile and I describe that as "sucks ahoy"!
Utahraptor: Maybe you should give up your ego here, T-Rex!

Utahraptor: While individuals may be fragile, species can survive a very long time! Why not see individual lives as single cells in the species: a multi-cellular multi-generational organism?
T-Rex: Um, because that's a metaphor that doesn't stop me from being food poisoned to death??

Narrator: LATER, IN COURT!
T-Rex: Your honour, if I steal, I get a few years in jail. If I murder, I get a LIFETIME in jail. But if I forget to eat for a few days or breathe for a few minutes, I DIE FOREVER?
Off panel: I'm sorry?
T-Rex: The punishment does not seem to fit the crime here!