T-Rex: Remember my friend (female) who dated her roommate (also female)? That is not the only sexy adventure she has had!

T-Rex: Not by a long shot!

T-Rex: Like this one time she had a gentleman caller spend the night. Nothing happened, but the next day while she was at work, this guy did all her dishes for her!
T-Rex: Then, that night, they had SEXUAL CONGRESS!
T-Rex: Coincidence?

Utahraptor: Or just one more way sexual intimacy is commodified?
T-Rex: Sex for clean dishes! Exactly!

Utahraptor: I was more pointing out that you're the guy who's drawing the equal sign between doing the dishes and having sex. They could be unrelated!
T-Rex: And I'M just pointing out now we can tease her by offering to do her dishes and raising our eyebrows! I'm gonna do it like this:

T-Rex: Hello! Can I clean your dishes??