Image description: All comic text is hand-written on a blank Dinosaur Comic printout
T-Rex: LATELY I HAVE BEEN QUESTIONING MY CHOICE TO REMAIN SINGLE.
T-Rex: AUTOMOBILES RESPONSIBILITY! CHILDREN! HOUSING!
T-Rex: SHE LOOKS LIKE A COMELY MATE. I WILL IMPRESS HERE BY MY FINESSE AND SKILL
Utahraptor: STOP!
T-Rex: HUH?
Utahraptor: DID YOU RELIAZE THAT YOU JUST CRUSHED SOMEBODY'S HOUSE, CAR, + KID!
T-Rex: SHIT