T-Rex: I am enamoured with writing things in cheque memo fields. It is a rare chance for comedy in the otherwise staid world of financial services and automated cheque processing!
Narrator: KIDS SERIOUSLY DO THIS AT HOME
Narrator: NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN
T-Rex: I have always been a fan of writing "stop following me", just because I love the idea of a guy who is being followed by someone, and then get SO PISSED OFF that he spins around, whips out his chequebook, and cuts the dude a cheque then and there just to make him go somewhere else.
Dromiceiomimus: I sometimes write "for your continued silence"!
T-Rex: Also gold! Especially if it's a cheque for like, 37 cents.
Utahraptor: You guys never write things like "October rent"?
T-Rex: Apparently not dude!
T-Rex: Although I have written things like "nudity tax" when I didn't want the person to cash the cheque.
Utahraptor: "Non-negotiable" works in those situations too.
T-Rex: TOO EASY, man! Seriously, you should join us in our wacky cheque world. It's great!
Narrator: NOW IT'S LATER, AND T-REX HAS GOTTEN A CHEQUE FROM UTAHRAPTOR COVERING A DEBT OF $85.49!
T-Rex: "The exact value of a broken heart."
T-Rex: Hah! HILARIOUS!
