Narrator: What If... All Dinosaurs Were Stand-Up Comedians?
T-Rex: It could happen! Think about it!
T-Rex: Have you ever wondered why dinosaurs are so loud?
T-Rex: I mean, is there any reason to be shouting? Have we lost a puppy? Are we dissatisfied with the taste of tar? Do we hurt our feet by CRUSHING PUNY LOG CABINS?
Dromiceiomimus: Boo! You suck, T-Rex!
T-Rex: Maybe it's because MY WIFE LEFT!
Utahraptor: 〚wearing an ushanka〛 Hey hey hey!
T-Rex: Huh?
Utahraptor: 〚still wearing the ushanka〛 In Soviet Russia, inanimate objects step on you!
T-Rex: What a country!
T-Rex: Hello readers! Lately I've been thinking about how the music I like...
T-Rex: ... is the best music ever!
T-Rex: My music must be the best because it's always on the "Top 40", ergo it plays in every store and restaurant!
Dromiceiomimus: But don't you find most "popular" music to be just a carefully marketed product?
T-Rex: Well...
Utahraptor: Hey T-Rex, wanna come over and listen to this rare "Kid Koala" LP I found?
T-Rex: Seeing as how I've never heard him in a mall... no.
Utahraptor: What's up with you? If you'd just take off your cultural blinders you'd realize there is a whole world of only slightly harder-to-find music which is about experimentation and talent instead of money and mass-production!
T-Rex: Uh...
T-Rex: It's getting hot in herre... so take off all your clothes...
Off panel: You don't wear clothes!
T-Rex: IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERRE...
