T-Rex: Sometimes when people win the lottery, they end up getting into a lot of trouble because they don't know how to handle that much money.
T-Rex: Dear lottery officials: I would not have such troubles!
T-Rex: I would invest the money wisely and live reasonably. My only extravagance would be a pair of diamond-studded house slippers, and upon my death, I would donate them, and my riches, to charity!
Utahraptor: Which charity?
T-Rex: Huh?
Utahraptor: Which charity would you donate to? Is it perhaps a charity dedicated towards RESUSCITATING YOUR DESICCATED CORPSE?
T-Rex: What? No, I wouldn't think of doing that. I'm not trying to set up a Walt Disney-esque scheme for tax sheltered reanimation here!
Narrator: T-REX SOMEHOW SETS UP JUST SUCH A CHARITY BY ACCIDENT:
T-Rex: These events only serve to further undermine my credibility!
T-Rex: Man!
T-Rex: Friggin' events!
