T-Rex: I'm not hotted out by women who continue to wear high heels while getting increasingly naked.
T-Rex: I'm just not!
T-Rex: I have a Theory about conventional western civilization being infatuated with a cartoonish idea of femininity. Dromiceiomimus: Explain! T-Rex: Well, you look at the women shown as being attractive in the media, and what do you see? An exaggerated female stereotype, with all of the womanly characteristics underlined and highlighted.
T-Rex: It's as if guys are so afraid of being called gay, they go for the most capital-w Woman they can find! Utahraptor: That's absurd!
T-Rex: I don't think so, man! I think it's a side-effect of homophobia in the media. Utahraptor: There's so much wrong with your theory, I don't know where to start. T-Rex: Okay! How about with "womanly characteristics"?
T-Rex: Isn't that an odd and frankly creepy way to describe something? "I'm really interested in your womanly characteristics, darling." T-Rex: "What are they like" T-Rex: "What are they like"
What are the haps my friends
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This comic is from August 9th, 2005! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?