T-Rex: By mining the Earth's outer (liquid) core, I can sell precious iron, thereby giving profits to myself and my business partners!
T-Rex: Profits!!
T-Rex: Would you like to buy some PRECIOUS IRON, featuring nickel and trace amounts of lighter elements, Dromiceiomimus? Dromiceiomimus: No thanks! T-Rex: That's okay! I'll keep mining it, in case you change your mind.
Utahraptor: T-Rex, we were fools! The Earth's core has destabilized because of us! T-Rex: We'll all be dead soon!
T-Rex: 〚stops daydreaming〛 T-Rex: Maybe this isn't the best business idea ever. Utahraptor: Maybe! I've got a better one anyway. Utahraptor: 〚starts daydreaming〛
Off panel: Come one, come all to my Circus of the Improbable! T-Rex: Featuring me!
What are the haps my friends
let me cover the top half of your body
This comic is from January 20th, 2005! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
